A Letter to Teenagers from Satan! And Jesus?!

A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN

I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores.

You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact,

you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going

... to bed last night. You are so unthankful. I like that about you.

I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed

your way of living. Fool! You are mine. Remember, you and I

have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet.

As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. I am only

using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven,

and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back.

You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans

in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me and I'm

going to make your life a living hell. That way we'll be together twice.

This will really hurt God. Thanks to you. I'm really showing Him who's

boss in your life. With all of the good times we've had.....

We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out,

partying, stealing, lying, hypocriting, fornicating, overeating,

telling dirty jokes, gossiping, backstabbing people,

disrespecting adults and those in leadership position,

NO respect for the church or the Word of God, bad attitudes:

SURELY you don't want to give all this up.

Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got some

hot plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me

to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for

most of your foolish life. You are so gullible. I laugh at you.

When you are tempted to sin, you give in. HA HA HA

You make me sick.

Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life.

You look 20 years older. I need new blood. So go ahead

and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke,

drink alcoholic beverages, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate,

and listen to and dance to the top 10 jams. Do all of this in the

presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that.

Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of

seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere,

confess your sins, live for God with what little bit of life that you have

left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still

sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you......

IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.

Satan

P.S. - And if you really love me, you won't share this letter with anyone.

A Love Letter from Jesus

(Insert your name in the blank)

__________,I love you! I shed my own blood for you to make you clean.

You are clean now, so believe that it is true.

You are lovely in my eyes, and I created you to be just as you are.

Do not criticize yourself or get down for not being perfect in your own eyes.

This leads only to frustration. I want you to trust Me - one step

one day at a time. Dwell in My power and in My love and be free!

Be yourself! Don't allow other people to run you.

I will guide you, if you let Me. Be aware of My presence in everything.

I give you patience, love, joy, peace and life. Look to Me for your answers.

I am your shepherd and will lead you. Follow me only! Do not ever forget this.

Listen to Me and I will tell you My will.

Let My love flow from you and spill over to all you touch.

Do not be concerned with yourself. You are My responsibility. I will change you,

and you will hardly know it is happening. You are to love yourself and love others simply because I love you.

Take your eyes off yourself! Look only at Me!

I change...I create..., but not when you are trying. I won't fight your efforts.

You are Mine. Let Me give you joy, peace, and kindness. No one else can!

Love,

Jesus

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